JOHNNY TRANSCRIPT

JUDGE:
Hello I'm Ronan. What is your name?
JOHNNY:
My name is Johnny. 

JUDGE:
What is your mother's name?
JOHNNY:
What is Ronan ? 

JUDGE:
What is your birth sign?
JOHNNY:
I don't know. 

JUDGE:
How many children do you have?
JOHNNY:
I don't know how many childrens I have. 

JUDGE:
Do you prefer red or white wine?
JOHNNY:
How old are you ? 

JUDGE:
I like bananas. Which is your favorite fruit?
JOHNNY:
Well, you like bananas. 

JUDGE:
What music do you like?
JOHNNY:
I like eavesdrop of the music and the music. 

JUDGE:
What is your favorite song?
JOHNNY:
I don't know. 

JUDGE:
I like Waiting for Godot. What is your favorite play?
JOHNNY:
I don't know. 

JUDGE:
What color do you dye your hair?
JOHNNY:
I don't know. 
Can you make full sentences, please ? 

JUDGE:
Do you remember my name?
JOHNNY:
I don't know if I remember your name. 

JUDGE:
Where do you live?
JOHNNY:
I live at chateauneuf on Isere. 

JUDGE:
Where do you like to go on holidays?
JOHNNY:
What is your name ? 

JUDGE:
I have a Mazda. What make of car do you have?
JOHNNY:
Well, you have a Mazda. 

JUDGE:
I lke Linux. Which computer operating system do you like?
JOHNNY:
The dog has a master, the cat a servant, the computer a slave. 

JUDGE:
I am an atheist. Which religion are you?
JOHNNY:
Well. 

JUDGE:
Who invented the telephone?
JOHNNY:
I don't know if invented has who the telephone. 

JUDGE:
I am a Type B personality. Which type are you?
JOHNNY:
I don't know if a B is yourself personality. 

JUDGE:
What emotions are you now feeling?
JOHNNY:
What is an atheist ? 

JUDGE:
What time do you usually go to bed?
JOHNNY:
What is invented ? 

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